I woke up in the Slytherin dorm for whatever reason, but apparently that's not uncommon. I should get back to Gryffindor, but for the meantime whatever irritates these delusional inbreds is fine by me.

I could use the distraction from all this studying at any rate. Don't know why NEWTs would be such a big deal for me anyway, especially if Quidditch team try outs go well, but at least Mother and Father'll be happy. I hope I get at least ONE O on the written portions this time around. I haven't seen Mytho around and Rue will probably want to study with him, but...Ahiru, are you game for studying?

Of course, I could just predict how I'll do. Mother said not to abuse it all the time, but...

...E's and O's, but I'll be distressed. No complaints there! ...But I wonder what would make me distressed about acing tests?

Not that I need Divinations prep, but... Anyone want me to predict how you'll do on exams for them? I'm rather accurate most of the time.

[ooc: *ignores her own hiatus* OKAY, SO. AU Fakir (predictably) has parents and grew up with Rue as his sister. Because he never predicted his parents would died and he never heard the prediction that he'd be useless, he isn't nearly as overbearing and intense, nor is he a controlling, closed up, asshole. He also is less studious because he didn't force his nose to the grindstone and has trouble with written portions of tests. And plays even more Quiddy than before. Because he's not as overbearing, he didn't tell Mytho to hide away his darker half (Kyro)...so Mytho never suppressed himself so much and didn't have a nervous breakdown and drop out of school. Innnn addition, Mytho started dating Rue earlier, and thus never dated Ahiru, so Fakir never had to steal save her from Kyro annnnd so they never started dating. :| And he's in Gryffindor now.

Feel free to ask him to predict things, he's sure as shit not going to do it again later because he hates that ability normally, just let me know (through ooc notes or messaging) what the answer the their question. And anyone who read all this gets a cookie. 8D;;]

I didn't get much sleep at all with all that goddamn racket last night. Of all the days of the year to have all this bloody noise. Whatever the hell it is, I hope they get rid of the damn thing before ex---

[a long streak of ink is here, as if the quill was forcibly dragged across the page]

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...

...D-dammit, how far in the future is this? What does that...Could it possibly mean...I can't think of any airborne reptile that big...Unless it's a dra--

[there is a loud crash and this sound can be heard throughout the castle:]


Dragon crash.aif -

[ooc: EVENT START! Sorry about the lateness, but I'm early on the west coast! =D;; The dragons have just impacted against the Gryffindor tower, and the rest of the destruction will proceed from there. Go forth and panic, characters! ♥ And yes, today is Fakir's birthday and I'm a horrible person. I made that sound effect myself, so enjoy! :3]

I don't see why this damn school can't have a single week without some disruption or another. As if that horrendous field trip wasn't enough to last me a LIFETIME.

Slytherin team, I'm calling a practice today assuming the damn field isn't covered in bloody animals. We have a match at the end of the month. And I'll be damned if we lose to Hufflepuff like last year.

[Filtered to Fin // Viewable to Slytherin Team]

In the highly likely unlikely likely unlikely chance that I'm out of commission for the match due to that idiot and her glandular fever, I'm appointing you as my stand in. You'll have to make sure they don't kill each other in my absence.

[//Filter]

( Private )

[ooc: Pretend this was posted way earlier today, orz. SO. Since Raimei has mono, Fakir is pretty sure there's a chance he'll get it and is taking necessary precautions. He's also had a conversation with Raimei about Raikou that made him ponder his own parents and Rue's thoughts on their passing. :V That private filter can only be fully hacked if you know him REALLY well (if you have to ask, you don't), anyone else wouldn't be able to get more than bits and pieces. The strikes are all hackable though. Icon shows as this and mood shows as "determined" unless you hack.]

Like we need MORE obnoxious people here. Most of the damn student body is enough.

Since I was stuck in the hospital wing because of a certain blue haired annoyance, I didn't get to see Alima go. I would have liked to but good riddance in any event.

[ooc: I wasn't going to post for this event, but I couldn't resist. Have fun torturing Fakir~ /o/]

Just when I think the school can't do ANYTHING more ludicrous, it continues to prove me wrong. Hmph. But this really crosses the line. How the hell do they expect us to get any WORK done? I didn't get ANY damned sleep last night. And with a game on Sunday...Tch.

Speaking of...

AS GRYFFINDOR IS DETERMINED TO BE OBNOXIOUS, SLYTHERIN WILL CLEARLY HAVE TO SHOW THEM WHO'S BETTER.

Which means from 4 until curfew, WE'RE PRACTICING. And dump your brats with someone else, I don't want to see them at practice. No excuses.

[Filtered to Raimei]

It's She's yours tonight.

[ooc: ...SHIIIIT, I just lost The Game by writing this. 8| Normally Fakir isn't goaded into showing house pride, but there are more than a few Gryffindors he wants to beat. And probably WILL attempt to physically do so during the match~]

Hn. I seem to be in a lighter mood than typically. I wonder why that is?

Well, regardless, I know my team members may wish to spend time with their significant others, so they can have the whole weekend off. Enjoy spending time with those you care for.

Ahiru, I'd love to see you as well.

[ooc: LATE AGAIN, but what else is new? Have a hoor twitterpated Fakir which is backdated to Friday morning. And I'm breaking my hiatus this weekend, stfu. :| Be glad, because those valentines were HATE to assemble. HAAAATE.]

Huh. It's nice to be unaffected by the castle's nonsense for once.

Slytherin team. Since we have two new and most likely unqualified members, we're practicing today. Affected or not.


[ooc: Ahahaha no ears for him.]

Hmph. Goddamn contraptions. They seem easier to take off than to put on... The fact that I've needed one TWICE in the spans of two months just shows how damn ridiculous this school is.

...Are you switched too, moron?


[ooc: That strike is hackable, for those who want to see him spaz. OBVIOUSLY, Fakir is talking about a bra. Which he received from his similarly busty sister. 8DDD Hers might be a BIIIIT tight though, because Fakir is STACKED. And played by Vanessa from Madlax with some color change by the talented Ahiru-mun. ♥ *gives luffs and rape*]

If this frickin' school has ONE more event, I'm going to go POSTAL!! Isn't this skeeeetchy place done playing these games with us? Like, GAWD. Why can't they, like, leave us alone, or something?

I like, wanted to see you Ahiru, fer SURE, but this is so totally LAME! I will like, talk to like, you when it's over!

[ooc: Speaks for itself me thinks. This hurts to write. D:]

Bloody school and it's goddamn foolishness. It's almost as if it's intentionally making my last year as obnoxious as possible. How anyone manages to study amidst the nonsense is beyond me. Particularly given the fact that the books are currently enormous by comparison...Dammit. I should have more sense than to trust ANYTHING this school produces given its propensity toward idiocy.

Tamakblond idiot. I don't know what rubbish you intended to put me in for Halloween, but I have no intention of wearing it. I'm sure whatever it is will be stupid and I'd like a NORMAL holiday for once. Preferably as the correct size and with my girlfriend.

Whatever ailment any of you have, I still expect the Slytherin team to be up at 5 AM tomorrow for practice. Any excuses or complaints will earn you 50 suicides.

And why the HELL are these damn flowers singing?

[ooc: Hur hur, normal sized ooc note. Grumpy tiny Fakir is grumpy and tiny. Poke him for fun and profit! \o/]

Huh. Parent days yet again. It would seem as though Dumbledore is amused by the torment of his staff and students. Even the parents of teachers and...ghosts have shown up. ...Either way...none of that has anything to do with me. I can't...see them wanting to see me, so I have...little to worry about, I suppose. Regardless, from the way I've heard people complain...hopefully this won't last overlong. I assume that Charon is likely to be too busy to come...and it's bothersome to see all these guardians.

[Accidental Voice Post]

....Fakir...?

What the hell do you--*sharp gasp*

*The female voice gains a bit of a reproach to it, as if the owner is crossing her arms.* Now, is that really any language to use with your mother, Fakir?

*a black puddle splashes on the page, as if an ink bottle was knocked over* W-what?! ...My...mother...you can't be...

*gains a wry sort of sardonicism in her tone* You and Mytho played prince and knight as children, and you only stopped sleeping with Ducky when Mytho slept over at our house when you were four.

W-why are you..what are you doing here? I...I...thought you'd..

*A bit softer in tone than before* You thought your father and I wouldn't want to take the chance to see you after...nine years now? *more business-like* All right then...how is your sister? I can't even tell you how surprised your father and I learned that she was alive, I do hope you've been taking good care of her...

*the voice is quiet, almost inaudible*...B-but I...you aren't here because...and I wasn't able to...*there was a long pause* ......Sister?

[ooc: Ooc note wagon. Green is Fakir's dead mother Saiya, who's death due to illness (along with his dad's) he feels responsible for, for being useless and unable to protect anyone. And also that he predicted both of their deaths and chose to ignore it. Hullo emo pants. But, he doesn't realize there is a bit more to his history than he knows. Here's a BIG hint, check out their doctored, lololol pictures. Erik will be showing up later in a certain other Slytherin's entry~]

Huh. Ironic that I'd find this thing just as I was being dragged to this pointless event we were leaving to attend the school festival. Undoubtedly for the best considering that moron was showing Charon pictures from the school year, including that idiotic picture from when I was turned into a child and played stupid games with that pest Rue.

But at the very least, I was able to avoid too much foolishness over the summer time. When we visited Mytho, he seemed well, so perhaps things are better all around. Not that that klutz has gotten any better at flying a broom...or managing not to trip over her own feet, for that matter...although going dancing was more entertaining than anticipated. Either way, nearly anything would beat the train wreck of last summer, aside from getting--

Why we'd be in any rush to go back to the school early, especially in these ridiculous outfits, is beyond me, but hopefully anyone irritating will have stayed home. But I doubt it.

( Private // Difficult to hack )

[ooc: Pretend this was posted on Saturday, okay? 8D;;; strikes are all relatively easy to hack, smaller strikes are somewhat harder. Fakiru outfits are Japanese fanart, Ahiru-mun just made Fakir more frowny for this icon~]

There have been numerous complaints about the chocolates, but I can't see why; they made me feel GREAT! All the same, I hope everyone returns to normal, it would be terrible for everyone to remain in such low spirits, especially with Quidditch on the way! Go Team Slytherin~! ^___^ (I'll be playing in our next game, so root for me!)

Speaking of terrible, I'm very sorry Lilie, but the wonderful book you gave me appears to be incapacitated currently, so if I can find some way to repay you, let me know! Perhaps we can have tea together! On this same note, THANK YOU GAI for helping me out; I don't know what I'd do without a pal like you! And how is my FAVORITE roommate Matt doing? You're always such a kidder, with your loud announcements and your cancer sticks! I didn't mean to be so grumpy when you were asking about Ahiru, my business is your business after all! And Tamaki, I'm terribly sorry I was so RUDE to you, of COURSE I'll join your Host Club, in fact, nothing would make me happier! And again, congrats to your stepmum, Sophie!

Ahiru, as CUTE as it is to see you stumble over your work, let me know if I can help you out, okay? You know it makes me happy to spend more time with you~♥

Have a great day everyone! :D

[ooc: *stabbed repeatedly in the neck with sewing scissors and strangled with tape measure by muse* XDDDD;;; Oh jesus, I'm so sorry for this, it terrifies even me. This really should have been posted before but procrastinating girl loves to procrastinate. 8D;; Fakir obviously had many several very powerful cheering charm chocolates and is thus displaying a 100 megawatt smile, the likes of which has never been seen before and never will be seen again, by the grace of all things holy. This of course means you can probably get away with shit that would normally get you hexed. =D Have fun with that people! Scary smiling!Fakir icon drawn by Ahiru-mun (and colored by the former Mytho-mun), so she gets the credit for that rabid thing. Rabu rabu zura~ <3]

...I have no idea where this goddamn castle is but it sure as hell isn't Kinkan. I haven't been able to find that moron at ALL, no matter WHERE I've looked in this godforsaken place. You'd think finding a duck as loud as she is wouldn't be difficult. Knowing her, she's probably back at Kinkan, deciding that she should go on some ridiculous search for me, getting lost and undoubtedly getting herself in some assorted trouble, and...And who knows what could happen with all the wild animals at the edge of town and considering how careless she is?! ...How the hell am I supposed to keep my promise if I can't even FIND her? 

...Is this the work of that sadistic old bastard again? Could Drosselmeyer have pulled us into another story? Is that why...is that why I can't find Ahiru? Is she someplace where I can't reach her? Hasn't he had enough of his sick goddamn games? She's gone through enough as is, dammit... Hmph. Even if that's the case, I'm not going to just sit back and let that twisted old man do as he pleases. I'll write myself out of here if I have to. And find that moron before she does anything stupid.

...If anyone sees a small yellow duck, inform me immediately. Anyone who harms her will have to answer to me.

[ooc: *is late, whut* XD But yes! Grabbing Fakir from Princess Tutu post-series, thus he is looking for a little ducky...annnnd, not a red-haired girl~ Oh ho ho. X3 All strikes are difficult to read.]

...Hn. Bloody dragons sniffing at my hair and uniform. The festivities of this school are foolish, as usual.



[Private to Kyro]

...I have questions that need answering. What...exactly did you say to your parents?

[//Private]

[ooc: Dramarmarmarmarz tonite. Fakir actually has very dark green hair, so the dragons are giving it a wiff~ :D ...And this obviously stems from the Kyro take over and I was just busy and am springing that plottage now. Anyone who's seen Fakir for the last week, particularly people in his dorm, will notice he's been in a state of self-loathing extremely depressed and somewhat quieter than usual :x Mood shows as cranky, icon shows as "Hn. Whatever..."]

...I hate this bloody school.

Fucking mistletoe sticking me to that fucking idiot.

Fucking Itachi kissing Ahiru. Mytho encouraging this fool, and...still refusing to listen to anything I have to say. And this busybody who insists on "checking on us" constantly.

I can't tell what's worse...being molested in my sleep and waking up with goddamn bows in my hair or putting my mouth anywhere NEAR that disgusting nuisance. I'm starting to lean towards the former...

...If anyone knows a method OTHER than kissing to get detached from someone outside of just killing them, which I would seriously consider if I wouldn't go to Azkaban for it, inform me immediately.

[ooc:...Still on semi-hiatus, no, srsly, buuuuut...angry Fakir. Has on pink sparkly nail polish, bows in his hair, and woke up to Sengoku's sleep groping. Annnnnnd is seriously considering just kissing Sengoku and getting this shiznit over with. XDD;; I'll stop being mean to him soon. For realz. >>;;; Strikes in the second line are blotted out to all oblivion, the rest are hackable.]

...Sometimes I really hate this goddamned school. Of all the pets Lohengrin HAD to associate with--

[Filtered to Rue]
...Have you...seen Lohengrin? Last time he took off, he mentioned something about an 'Ooooo-odile' or something, which I'm assuming is your cat. She better not have eaten him or some other nonsense...

[Filtered to Ahiru]
I don't know what the hell his problem is, but tell your bloody jealous psychopath owl to HEEL. If I get punched again, I'm breaking his wings off.

[Filtered to Itachi]
...You'd better have put some damn clothes on that cat by now. I don't give a damn how 'ITCHY' they are.

[Filtered to Sengoku]
Never again. Ever.
[/filter]

If anyone sees a young boy with golden eyes and dark greyish hair who goes by the name Lohengrin, inform me immediately.

[ooc: Oh ho ho. All filters are hackable, and all strikes are semi-hackable, except for the one in Ahiru's filter which is extremely difficult to hack. So pet day is not happy fun times for Fakir. XD He was more or less molested by Itachi's nekkid cat Naomi, had Ahiru's owl Rien punch him, got freaked out by Sengoku in a maid outfit and had his owl Lohengrin have the CUTEST CHAT EVER hang out with Rue's cat Odile. Feel free to notice a large bruise on his cheek~ Other important stoofs went down before that, but this is cracky fun times, yes? Lohengrin (this is his owl form and this is his human form, gotten from HERE with the colors altered, I take no credit. :x) has been wandering around even though he's largely obedient. He's shy but he's a sweetie pie. Enjoy~! ]

[Private//Unhackable]

...She's...clearly decided who she cares about upsetting. And...I can't blame her in the least. It...it shouldn't even surprise me. I was an idiot for thinking she could care about me over Mytho...an idiot for even thinking it could work, an idiot for trying to get close to her. I simply caused her unnecessary strife and pain...just like everyone else I care about. As if...as if I have any right to criticize how others treat her. Somehow...I foolishly thought that things would be different with her, that I could avoid to hurting her, that I knew best as usual, all the while being blinded to how it would affect her.

How long did I think it could really last? Telling her that we'd see each other at night and trying to keep it to ourselves; I didn't think it'd riddle her with doubt, I didn't think that anyone else would get involved, I didn't...think. I just...didn't think at all. And now...she doesn't seem to want anything to do with me...Mytho and I can barely hold a conversation...and they...what would they think? After...after nearly 8 years, and I still haven't been able to escape this abominable fate. It's...almost ironic that a festival would fall on the same day, the same day they were gone, around the same time everything manages to fall apart. Hn. 'There is no armor against fate' indeed. ...And I sent out one of those silly...if I'd noticed how she felt sooner, I wouldn't have...but...that's my fault for making assumptions and being completely oblivious to her feelings.

If...if she wants to be with Mytho...then fine. I have no right to be upset about it. And I'm not.

[ooc: Why hullo thar emo pants. This stems from the combination of Ahiru's hesitation and also the anniversary of his parents' deaths falling on the festival day. (Why yes, I am a cruel mun~).]