I woke up in the Slytherin dorm for whatever reason, but apparently that's not uncommon. I should get back to Gryffindor, but for the meantime whatever irritates these delusional inbreds is fine by me.

I could use the distraction from all this studying at any rate. Don't know why NEWTs would be such a big deal for me anyway, especially if Quidditch team try outs go well, but at least Mother and Father'll be happy. I hope I get at least ONE O on the written portions this time around. I haven't seen Mytho around and Rue will probably want to study with him, but...Ahiru, are you game for studying?

Of course, I could just predict how I'll do. Mother said not to abuse it all the time, but...

...E's and O's, but I'll be distressed. No complaints there! ...But I wonder what would make me distressed about acing tests?

Not that I need Divinations prep, but... Anyone want me to predict how you'll do on exams for them? I'm rather accurate most of the time.

[ooc: *ignores her own hiatus* OKAY, SO. AU Fakir (predictably) has parents and grew up with Rue as his sister. Because he never predicted his parents would died and he never heard the prediction that he'd be useless, he isn't nearly as overbearing and intense, nor is he a controlling, closed up, asshole. He also is less studious because he didn't force his nose to the grindstone and has trouble with written portions of tests. And plays even more Quiddy than before. Because he's not as overbearing, he didn't tell Mytho to hide away his darker half (Kyro)...so Mytho never suppressed himself so much and didn't have a nervous breakdown and drop out of school. Innnn addition, Mytho started dating Rue earlier, and thus never dated Ahiru, so Fakir never had to steal save her from Kyro annnnd so they never started dating. :| And he's in Gryffindor now.

Feel free to ask him to predict things, he's sure as shit not going to do it again later because he hates that ability normally, just let me know (through ooc notes or messaging) what the answer the their question. And anyone who read all this gets a cookie. 8D;;]

There have been numerous complaints about the chocolates, but I can't see why; they made me feel GREAT! All the same, I hope everyone returns to normal, it would be terrible for everyone to remain in such low spirits, especially with Quidditch on the way! Go Team Slytherin~! ^___^ (I'll be playing in our next game, so root for me!)

Speaking of terrible, I'm very sorry Lilie, but the wonderful book you gave me appears to be incapacitated currently, so if I can find some way to repay you, let me know! Perhaps we can have tea together! On this same note, THANK YOU GAI for helping me out; I don't know what I'd do without a pal like you! And how is my FAVORITE roommate Matt doing? You're always such a kidder, with your loud announcements and your cancer sticks! I didn't mean to be so grumpy when you were asking about Ahiru, my business is your business after all! And Tamaki, I'm terribly sorry I was so RUDE to you, of COURSE I'll join your Host Club, in fact, nothing would make me happier! And again, congrats to your stepmum, Sophie!

Ahiru, as CUTE as it is to see you stumble over your work, let me know if I can help you out, okay? You know it makes me happy to spend more time with you~♥

Have a great day everyone! :D

[ooc: *stabbed repeatedly in the neck with sewing scissors and strangled with tape measure by muse* XDDDD;;; Oh jesus, I'm so sorry for this, it terrifies even me. This really should have been posted before but procrastinating girl loves to procrastinate. 8D;; Fakir obviously had many several very powerful cheering charm chocolates and is thus displaying a 100 megawatt smile, the likes of which has never been seen before and never will be seen again, by the grace of all things holy. This of course means you can probably get away with shit that would normally get you hexed. =D Have fun with that people! Scary smiling!Fakir icon drawn by Ahiru-mun (and colored by the former Mytho-mun), so she gets the credit for that rabid thing. Rabu rabu zura~ <3]